Confessions of an Anti-Christmas Operative
by ChaosMas05
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This has been a good year, not without sacrifices (R.I.P. "Jimmyhats" McScruege ... the movement continues! One Love!!) and I have undertaken at great personal danger to clarify our purposes though this manifest(O!!).
Some of you sheep chuckle away while Bill O'Reilly talks about a "War on Christmas" on his pathetic little show. Well besides sexual harassment and being a turkey-necked shill for The Man, this is one thing he got right(!!), and YES, you should ALL be very afraid. As I said I am taking a great risk by bringing this information public, but after conferring with the leadership within The Movement we have decided that it's time for our Movement to come out of the underground and stand tall.
Sure, an illegal war rages overseas, half of congress is getting what it deserves by being hauled out in handcuffs, genocide continues in the Sudan, countless exploited and hungry people around the world cry out for the slightest attention from U.S.A. Inc. TM, but we wage WAR on a HOLIDAY???... why you ask?? Because what else represents the deceit and lies of our OPPRESSORS better than a fat man in a fuzzy red suit? That coward's days are numbered, you can count on it.
Think we aren't winning? Our SUCCESS has been trumpeted by the very mouthpiece of THE MAN himself, gutless Bill O'Reilly, so yeah, you should all be shaking in your boots right about now, punks!! You might think the "Seasons Greetings" decorations all around the White House were just a way of saying "Hey, this 12-foot tall spruce covered with tinsel, fresh fruit and lights doesn't HAVE to be for Christmas, and we're the government anyway so we try to steer clear of religious iconography because the Supreme court doesn't like it"... NO. Think again, sheeple.
The next time someone approaches you or some cog at Walmart wishes you a "Happy Season" or to "Enjoy the Holidays," you can ALL think they are just being POLITE to people who don't celebrate the great American Buy-A-ThonTM, but you'd be dead wrong, my friend. We got to them. I'm not saying how, but let's just say this IS a WAR. At this rate, in a few hundred years or so you won't even be able to BUY a SANTA doll. Chew on that one, losers.
Sure the stores are full of XXXmas decorations, every radio station is playing it's precious little holiday mix, Rockefeller center (see the connection people? WAKE UP!!) has a big-ass tree again (is it a Christmas tree or a SEASON tree? hmmm? you probably DON'T EVEN KNOW!!), and every retailer in the country has it's cute "Holiday" sales and specials ... but we WILL prevail. We're gonna make Santa Inc. a whispered memory if it takes us a THOUSAND years, or TWO THOUSAND. So enjoy your coward's shopping spree, you SHEEP. Fat boy is in our sites, bigtime, and he's going DOWN.
Think we can't do it? How many Arbor Day celebrations did you attend this year? Enough said.
Long live the resistance!! DEATH to Christmas!!!!